Ashley wasn’t just naked. She was naked. She was so naked that the nakedness almost seemed to radiate off of her. Damn it. “Radiate” is not the right word. “Shoot” maybe? Like, you know how porcupines can shoot their quills at you when they are alarmed? If naked was quills and Ashley was an alarmed porcupine, that would kind of be like what it was like. There was just something about Ashley that made it seem like she was constantly preparing to molest me.
– http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2009/11/roommates-part-3.html
POSTED Tuesday September 28th
I might not always feel the best. I'll be god damned if I let that make me treat someone else like they are anything but.
