“One more way to appeal to your lady’s inborn desires is to light things on fire. Back in cave man days, fire was more popular than Justin Bieber. Being able to start a fire would have been the modern day equivalent of being an extreme BMX biker who owns all the drugs in the world and walks around with a pet pegasus on a leash made of diamonds. It is a scientific fact that women love fire. It’s in their genes.
There are really very few problems that fire cannot resolve. ”
POSTED Thursday September 9th
I might not always feel the best. I'll be god damned if I let that make me treat someone else like they are anything but.
